I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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