If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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