bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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