...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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