He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
wow bdsm is so cute
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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