Your face is a jimmy john
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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