How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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