Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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