It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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