i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
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Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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