It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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