i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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