Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
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Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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