you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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