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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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