Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I would ride that face into the sunset
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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