what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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