Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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