Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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