tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
PANTIES FOUND
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