I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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