do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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