Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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