What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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