You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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