google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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