then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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