As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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Have fun and good luck.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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