I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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