He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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