WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I cockslap morals
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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