Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
it's great music for shaving your balls
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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