we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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