Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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