you turned your livingroom into a bong?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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