Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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