i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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You've changed since you got that strap on
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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