i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I currently don't understand fingers.
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