oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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