so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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