My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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