woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
