haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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