we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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