I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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