please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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