So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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