I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
