Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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