Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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