Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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