better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It's just like the Real World with babies
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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