I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
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That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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