what if I'm pregnant?
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that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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