Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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