I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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