Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i was born a porn star she said
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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