I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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