Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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