conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Semen is not good for contacts.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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